i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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