I love black thongs
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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