Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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