I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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