We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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