so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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