i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
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