Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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