so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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