Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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