am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Randomize
