you turned your livingroom into a bong?
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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