omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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