It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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