jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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