Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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