physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
