they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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