i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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