32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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