i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
My balls are so social today.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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