I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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