at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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