Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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