So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
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