my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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