We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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