you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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