I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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