So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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