So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Hello my rib-scented angel!
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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