It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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