I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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