they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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