if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Randomize
