so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
i would one night stand the shit outta him
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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