if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
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