dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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