it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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