Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
i think im in europe. pls send help
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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