who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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