You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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