bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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