i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
