I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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