writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
The feeling are messing with the penis
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Randomize
