i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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