I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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