I'll bet she douches with gravy.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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