ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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