I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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