Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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