i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
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