I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
