My nipple is on Facebook.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
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