i barfeds in our rink
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
COCAINE IS GR8
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
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